How did the world begin? Why can’t we chew chewies in class? Will I go to uni? Why can’t we open our eyes when we sneeze? Why do some people have curly hair and why do some have straight? Is there a way to make being a teenager easier? What colour undies am I wearing? Why do I have dark eyebrows? How come water looks blue when it’s actually clear? Why can’t we wear black stockings under our school dress? Why are there clouds in the sky? How come I can’t leave the house without makeup on? Am I going to get married?
this was actually for a poem thing for english, but when i wrote these questions, every one of them made me think.
i was the one who let you go, who shut you down, who said no. but i still stalk your facebook profile, i still stare at my phone waiting for your text. i still get jealous when you flirt with other girls.
1. Had a threesome. 2. Been drunk. 3. Touched a real gun. 4. Done drugs. 5. Wrote on a bathroom stall. 6. Took “naughty” pictures of myself. 7. Had sex. 8. Got into a fist fight. 9. Used Twitter. 10. Listened to Lady Gaga. 11. Been in a car accident. 12. Gotten suspended. 13. Gotten expelled. 14. Got a computer virus. 15. Had a hand-written diary. 16. Been allergic to something. 17. Had a dog. 18. Had a cat. 19. Been pregnant. 20. Had a pregnancy scare. 21. Had unprotected sex. 22. Camped out. 23. Swam in the ocean. 24. Wore a bikini. 25. Met someone and recognized them from Myspace or Facebook. 26. Made a survey. 27. Used ICQ. 28. Failed a class for the year. 29. Repeated a grade. 30. Went to summer school. 31. Was on the honor roll. 32. Got the regular honor roll (A’s and B’s). 33. Learned to speak another language fluently. 34. Read an entire book. 35. Recorded my own music. 36. Had an Xbox. 37. Listened to Rammstein. 38. Wore fishnets. 39. Bought skinny jeans. 40. Been in love. 41. Hated someone. 42. Been cheated on. 43. Cheated on someone. 44. Had a bf/gf. 45. Been kissed by someone of the same sex. 46. Practiced Christianity. 47. Worn makeup. 48. Had a cavity. 49. Had surgery. 50. Had my license. 51. Been to college. 52. Graduated high school. 53. Took antidepressants. 54. Worn colored contacts. 55. Painted my nails black. 56. Broken someone’s heart. 57. Had my heart broken. 58. Cried for an hour straight. 59. Lost something very valuable. 60. Had sex in a car. 61. Got separated from my parents as a kid. 62. Broken a bone. 63. Gotten stung by a bee. 64. Eaten something bad/expired. 65. Threw up from being so drunk. 66. Had to put a pet to sleep. 67. Participated in a swinger’s party. 68. Owned an iPod. 69. Owned an iPhone. 70. Fell for a best friend. 71. Stole a friend’s significant other. 72. Slapped someone in the face. 73. Went away from home for more than a week. 74. Moved out. 75. Ran away. 76. Teased my brother/sister. 77. Ate too much to move. 78. Been to the hospital to visit someone. 79. Had food poisoning. 80. Had a job. 81. Been fired. 82. Lied to a friend. 83. Lied to a family member. 84. Lied to a significant other. 85. Posted a video on YouTube. 86. Started a rumor about someone. 87. Didn’t try on a test but still passed. 88. Dropped out of school. 89. Gotten my “private parts” pierced. 90. Been skinny dipping. 91. Counted to a million. 92. Counted to a thousand. 93. Ate deer meat. 94. Ate duck meat. 95. Had fast food. 96. Been to church. 97. Been to a synagogue. 98. Been married. 99. Had a divorce. 100. Broken a window.