where have you been my whole life?
you seem like absolute perfection
sex scenes are my favourite parts in movies
this isnt actually my first confession, i just couldnt remember what number im up to
nobody reblogs my photos anymore these days
on the fein
normal convo with dad
dad: have yous seen the red torch? harrison: nut jayme: nut dad: yous should be indians jayme your dum and harrison your asfuck. now dum asfuck look for the fucking torch
diamonds are a girls best friend
How did the world begin? Why can’t we chew chewies in class? Will I go to uni? Why can’t we open our eyes when we sneeze? Why do some people have curly hair and why do some have straight? Is there a way to make being a teenager easier? What colour undies am I wearing? Why do I have dark eyebrows? How come water looks blue when it’s actually clear? Why can’t we wear black stockings under our school...
i was the one who let you go, who shut you down, who said no. but i still stalk your facebook profile, i still stare at my phone waiting for your text. i still get jealous when you flirt with other girls.
1. Had a threesome. 2. Been drunk. 3. Touched a real gun. 4. Done drugs. 5. Wrote on a bathroom stall. 6. Took “naughty” pictures of myself. 7. Had sex. 8. Got into a fist fight. 9. Used Twitter. 10. Listened to Lady Gaga. 11. Been in a car accident. 12. Gotten suspended. 13. Gotten expelled. 14. Got a computer virus. 15. Had a hand-written diary. 16. Been allergic to something. 17. Had a dog. 18....